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Rule-1

The Boss is always right.
 

Rule-2

If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
 

Rule-3

Those who work get more work.
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
 
Rule-4

Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
 The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged
in pulling that person down.
 

Rule-5

If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7

It doesn't matter what you do,
It only matters what you say you've done
and what you are going to do.

 
Rule-8

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres
from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9

Don't be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10

The more crap you put up with,
The more crap you are going to get.
 

Rule-11

If at first, you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.
 

Rule-12

When you don't know what to do,
Walk fast and look worried.

Rule-13

Following the rules will not get the job done.
 

Rule-14

If it weren't for the last minute,
Nothing would get done.

Rule-15

Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

Rule-16

No matter how much you do,
You never do enough.
 

Rule-17

You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work
you are supposed to be doing.
 

 
Rule-18

In order to get a promotion,
You need not necessarily know your job. 

Rule-19

In order to get a promotion,
You only need to pretend that you know your job.
 

Rule-20

The last person that quit or was fired will be
held responsible for everything that goes wrong.